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» UCB Comedy's Fall Line-Up


The fall TV season is returning, but you may not know that UCB Comedy has been releasing brand-new original videos on the web every weekday for several months now. Some folks have been asking for our schedule of content, so here’s your official guide to what’s going up on our YouTube channel…

September 19, 2014

100 Monologus #56: Accidentally Attractive


I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, that guy is really confident. Look at the way he sits, with his fancy shoes pointed out and his leg crossed over in those perfect geometric angles. Look at his leather jacket and those vintage blue jeans. Look at his cigarette, tucked behind his ear. It’s hand-rolled, you can see that too. I can sense that everyone in this subway car is looking at me, trying not to stare. I can feel their eyes darting to my direction as I focus on the nothing across from me, posed unknowingly like a magazine ad.  I know everybody here is wondering who I am, or if I’m already famous and they just don’t know it yet. The way I shift my weight to the other foot, then casually clear my throat as I glance at my watch just reeks of my self-confidence. I wasn’t always like this, you know. I wasn’t always this confident.  I used to think a lot about how other people saw me. I used to worry about how I looked all the time. Now, I don’t care. I give off a vibe that I don’t put much thought into how I look, almost as if I’m accidentally attractive. You can tell because I’m wearing this Disneyland T-shirt that doesn’t quite match. It’s just a little bit off enough that you think - this guy doesn’t really care what people think of him. I don’t put too much thought into what other people think of me. At least, that’s what you’re probably thinking.

September 12, 2014

» I Am The Guy That Writes Your Name On Your Starbucks Cup



I am the guy that writes your name in black marker on your Starbucks cup. I probably write around five hundred customers’ names every day. Recently, it has come to my attention that people are not always satisfied with the name I’ve written. In fact, many people say that the names are…
September 10, 2014

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